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The Woody Allen Quick Quips Survival Guide
How do you laugh when you want to cry? Borrow a one-liner from Woody Allen....
Who'd Like Four Rats?
What does a mother say when her young son wants to do his science project on cholesterol. She says,rats!...
Does Environmentally Sound Make A Noise?
Mother Earth is taken for granted. I've never sent her a card on Mother's Day. Have you?...
Who Put The Super In Supermarket?
If my supermarket were any more super, the manager would have a large, red "S" on the front of his shirt....
How Clean Is Clean?
Benjamin Franklin said there were only two certainties in life - death and taxes. Obviously Benjamin Franklin never did housework. Dust is a certainty....
Why Are Men Different?
For years I asked myself why men are different than women. Then I discovered that the answer was in the question - a lack of "why" chromosome....
How Do You Look To Others?
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If that's true, how you look depends on how others see you....
Who Put M And E In Computer?
According to Webster's Dictionary, compute means to make sense. So why don't computers compute to me?...
World Travel Without A Suitcase?
If you hunger for travel and have a willing imagination, let your taste buds tour the Yellow Pages....
Is Slang A Four-Letter Word?
My grandmother knew language is a living thing - that it changes and evolves. However, she would have had it inoculated against slang....