Is It Spelled Vacation Or Vaca-Shun?

I don't care how vacation is spelled, I just want one. I don't know if I want to get away from my house, my life or myself - the one I've seen in the mirror lately. I just want to get sway!...

Who Invented Traffic?

Traffic provides a place for people with no place to go an excuse for not going anywhere....

How Can You Be Too Old For Birthdays?

If I didn't celebrate my birthday, wouldn't my parents be insulted? They celebrated when I was born. Aren't I expected to carry on the tradition?...

Who Carries The Beach Umbrella?

The beach is a sandbox for adults. We bring toys and take home sand in our clothes....

Sick Of Eating Healthy?

Coffee's good for you, then it isn't. Eggs are good for you, then they're not. Eating their words can't be good for nutritionists....

Tempted To Cruise Through Life?

I love cruises. My husband doesn't. We compromised by going on a small ship cruise. However, our cabin was so small, compromising positions were almost impossible....

Do Clothes Horses Wear Polo Shirts?

If clothes make the man, woman constantly remake themselves and teenagers should make amends....

Is Hurrying Stressful?

I identify with the White Rabbit in "Alice In Wonderland". He scurried around yelling, "I'm late, I'm late - for a very important date". I hurry instead of scurry and every day on the calendar is an important date for me....

When Is It A Wine's Time?

I don't understand the complexities of wine. I know if it's a white wine or a red wine, if it should be chilled or served at room temperature and if it tastes good. Wine tasting isn't rocket science...

Have You Been To France?

Some say Pris is for lovers. If it is, Provence is for lovers of food and wine and no bathroom scales....