
Every day, all over the world, people are losing weight. Am I the only one who wants to know where the weight goes?...
If you see me talking to my car, I'm actually thanking it. I don't want to take my car for granted because it takes me wherever I want to go....
When I was a little girl, my grandmother would ask me what I'd wish for if I had three wishes. Unfortunately, Grandmother wouldn't let me wish for more wishes....
Although I think I know what good husband material is, I'm not an expert on the subject. After all, I've had only one husband....
If time could be managed, it could be slowed down. It can't be, so doesn't that prove it can't be managed?...
When I was a kid we used to dare, double dare and then double dog dare. Nobody googled....
Marketers are pure scum. Here is an instance of snake oil sleazebags trying to capitalize on citizen's patriotism....
Some say a picture is worth a thousand words. Wrong! When I look at a picture of me, I can't think of a thousand expletives....
They say it's better to give than to receive - but it's definitely not easier - unless you have a Cousin Walter you have to thank for a lima bean green, turtle-shaped sun dial that glows in the dark....
Because it's hard for me to sit still to watch TV, I try to anchor myself by reading - sometimes reading and eating - at the same time. I don't watch TV. I experience it....