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A Highland Wedding Proposal
A look at a trip for two native Scots in their hired car....
Who Put Decor In Decoration?
I didn't put up Christmas decorations this year. Because we were going to be away, it seemed like too much work. Instead, I decorated myself with a smile....
Do Mortgages Housebreak Us?
According to my grandmother, a house is a house; but a home is what you make it. Unfortunately, she often followed those profound words with "and you can start by making your bed"....
Do They Make Electric Security Blankets?
Every winter my electric blanket was my security blanket. Then a report said I was sleeping under a magnetic field that could make me sick - and that didn't sound like a field of dreams....
To The Health With It?
Getting enough sleep is important for our health. According to the National Sleep Foundation 100,000 car accidents are caused by sleep deprivation every year - but we're not meant to lose sleep worrying about it....
When Do Strangers Stop Being Strange?
My grandmother always told me that I could turn strangers into friends. Well, my grandmother would be proud of me. I turned a stranger into a husband....
My Secret Life as a Junk Man or My New Cognitive Behavioral Materialism Therapy
Wallow in your stuff to gradually wean yourself from it. After a while you won't want to go to the mall anymore....
Do Open Houses Open Minds?
When I had my first open house, I thought U should be there to answer questions. Not a good idea. Home is where the heart is - and where part of it will stay....
Gadgets - Mechanical Or Maniacal Devices?
Gadgets are a part of progress and I'm trying to progress too. If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we stop clocks from blinking 12:00 after power failures?...
Does Any Port In A Storm Include Airports?
No weapons in carry-on luggage - fine; but I've had bruises on my shins that prove wheeled luggage is a weapon. I think wheeled luggage should have directional signals and break lights or airport police should give tickets for moving violations....