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A Week In The Life Of A Projector Installation Engineer

by sparta

The world of projector installation has kept me busy for some
time now. Not a vocation as such but I do like to take a pride in
my work. I've seen the inside of all manner of schools and
teaching institutions during this job. From the upper class
private schools who use projector installation for inbuilt cinema
entertainment to the local comprehensives who have just
discovered technology.

Last week, we went to a nursing college in the nearby town who
wanted projector installation carried out in their gynaecology
department. At least I'm past the stage of giggling at things
like this, unlike some of my colleagues who found it difficult to
keep their minds on the job.

Next week should be more interesting. We've just won a contract
to carry out projector installation in a chain of pubs. I reckon
there'll be a few late nights there! Apparently, they intend to
set up a loop of films to be projected for their customers.

The first day goes without a hitch, we've assessed the area to
carry out the projector installation, had a few beers, acquainted
ourselves with the barmaids (public relations, and all that) and
will go back tomorrow to make a start.

The next day consists of preparation, the essential part of any
job, get this right and everything else will fall into place. We
stop for a well deserved lunch time drink and a ploughman's.
Stomach lining is good. It means we can drink more beer and still
work.

Day three and the boss has been moaning. We should have moved on
to the second pub by now but I explain to him we want to get this
first one spot on to set a precedent for the rest. He's not
really buying it but I assure him the projector installation will
be complete today.

Of course, we have to start the day off properly and a liquid
breakfast is the order of the day. Around eleven o'clock, we
unload the van and get all the kit inside. Dave starts messing
about, prancing around in front of the projector screen when the
boss walks in to check on progress.

I've managed to calm him into thinking that it was just high
jinks at the excitement of getting such a big project and I have
it all under control. He leans towards me, clearly trying to
sniff test me for alcohol but I make my excuses about getting on
and execute a swift exit.

Moving out into the main room, it seems the beer has been
flowing more freely than ever and a virtual party is under way! I
dart across the room in an effort to save the screen they have
been attempting to erect in a half inebriated state. I call for
Mick to come and help but I get a slurred message from under a
table somewhere that Mick is indisposed, out the back with a
barmaid!

I just reach the screen as it tips forward. Catching it, I
suddenly realise the full extent of the amount I have consumed
myself and the room begins to spin. The screen crashes to the
floor, upturning tables and spilling ashtrays, lit cigarettes and
John's whiskey all over the floor.

Within seconds the carpet is alight and panic breaks out.
Thankfully everybody gets out safely.
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